KWAME DA LOVE SWAMI

KWAME (waz up?)

KWAME
DA LOVE SWAMI
CAN'T CONTROL YO LITTLE HARD SALAMI
YOU GOT SOME BEATTY EYES
SHE GOT THEM UN-TETHERED THIGHS
OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY
YOUZ MEZ-MO-TIZED

(check it out)

YO GANGSTA HAT AN YO GANSTA WRAP
IF YO GUMS BE FLAPPIN, IT'S ALL GANSTA SCAT
N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NINE M-MILLIN DOLLA
SO YO PEEPS DON'T HOLLA
ONNES MEN TAKE A FALL
DID YA'LL MAKE A CALL ?
NOW YO BAX TO DA WALL
DIDJA HAVE A BALL?
THIS HE'YA IS MOTOWN
NOT YO HO-TOWN

BITCH

(no you di-hint)

KWAME DA LOVE SWAMI

OH CARLITA
STRAWBERRY'S SHORTCAKES WERE TOO SWEETA
EEVEN YOUR MEESTER COULD NOT RESEEST HER
WHAT DID HER VODOO DO TO YOU TOO SEESTER?
AND WHY DID SOMEONE
HAF TO GO AHEAD AND KEEL HER?
THEY SPEAK OF THE LEGEND OF THE WHUPPIN AT MANOOGIAN
PLEASE TELL US

WHO EES THE HOOLEEGAN?
(I theek it was the chupakabra)

KWAMI DA LOVE SWAMI

DON'T CARE BOUT NO S-U-V
CUZ NOW YOU OWN A PERJURY
YOU SPUN DAT WEB
NOW LIE IN IT
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
WITH YO LINEN AND YO GRINNIN AN YO BEDDIN AN YO SHREDDIN
BET YER SHREDDER KNOWS BETTA
YOU AIN'T WORTHY TO BE SHELLIN
NO SEVEN HUNERD CLAMS AN HOUR
WHO GOTS THE FUNDS TO FUND YO FUND?
YOU THINK YOUZ ROCK-A-FELLA?
YOU THINK GOD'S YO BANK TELLA?
YOU'RE NO CHOIR BOY
DETROIT'S NOT YO TOY
MOTHER (SHUT YO MOUTH)
SHUT YO MOUTH
SHUT YO MOUTH

KWAME DA LOVE SWAMI
THE LOVE SWAMI
KWAME DA LOVE SWAMI
THE MOTOR CITY NEEDS A MAYOR OVERHAUL
KWAME DA LOVE SWAMI
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO ESCALADE OUT A TOWN
KWAME DA LOVE SWAMI
I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH THAT SUITCASE
KWAME DA LOVE SWAMI
YOU KNOW YOU DID A BAD THING, BRO
KWAME DA LOVE SWAMI
DETROIT'S YO HOMETOWN, NOT YO HO-TOWN, BABY
KWAME DA LOVE SWAMI

OK, OK NOW IT'S TIME…STOP THE MUSIC, STOP THE MUSIC

NOW IT'S TIME TO DO THE KWAME SHUFFLE, BABY
SHUFFLE IN, SHUFFLE OUT
KWAME IN, KWAME OUT
RIGHT FEET IN YO MOUTH
LEFT FEET IN YO MOUTH
DAS RIGHT
I FEEL LIKE I GOTS ANTSISIS IN MY OWN PANTSISIS
IT'S THE NEW DANCE CRAZE
C'MON IN
THE HOT WATER'S FINE

HEY…ARE WE ON DA RADIO?

Bering & Nawrot copyright 2008

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